Louis XXV's definitions
A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
by Louis XXV October 11, 2021
Get the superstraightmug. Euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden" -- you know, the wholly-owned subsidiary of China who showers with his own teen daughter. Only man in history more corrupt than Black Hitler.
"So John, how do you feel about men how pinch and twist the nipples of nine year old girls on You Tube?"
"Let's Go Brandon."
"Let's Go Brandon."
by Louis XXV December 31, 2021
Get the Let's Go Brandonmug.