1 definition by Lord Taargus eats male snatch

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.
John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018
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