Lord Sainsbury of Turville's definitions

Hiroshima Heat Lamp

After a long day of nude (genitals exposed) suntanning/burning, engaging in near criminally violent sex. This has become a classic torture technique perfected in Asia, and most recently implemented in Guantanamo Bay.

I don't think I can leave my house tonight, I am sore from an intense Hiroshima Heat Lamp session this afternoon.

by Lord Sainsbury of Turville December 20, 2009

Rusty Rail

While in the act of anal sex, the 'giver' withdraws his penis and the 'taker' snorts a rail of cocaine off of the 'rusty' penis.

That bitch was such a dirty slut she begged to do a rusty rail off of my cock.

by Lord Sainsbury of Turville November 20, 2009