Definitions by Loose Sea

Fantwan 

A classic insult with a very vague meaning, often resulting in the victim of the insult left unaware that they have even been slayed. Fantwan is a somewhere between the lines of Fanny and Idiot but with a light Scottish twist.

“Wow Tiffany look at Eggmond over there he can’t even kayak in a lake”
“Ikr hes such a fantwan, he must be embarrassed”
“Such a fantwan”

Fantwan by Loose Sea October 15, 2018