Definitions by Long Haired Hippy

grapesmuggler 

A dirty, homosexual West Point cadet who gets his jollies off by participating in Naked Taps, Code Reds and Tea Bagging. Also doesn't believe in regular bathing because "Diseases are cool!!!"

M-m-m-m-m-my daddy says I'm a grapesmuggler.

grapesmuggler by Long Haired Hippy March 2, 2003