dropped the bat

Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.
"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"
by London El Vis October 04, 2005
mugGet the dropped the bat mug.