A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger
by Lobster shag December 01, 2019
When you eat your cac but you add some sticky wax before, this causes you to have a feeling of your ass getting rubbed firmly
Top shagger plant: yo I think your gonna turn into a sticky cac wax
Top shagger cactus: me too can’t wait
Top shagger cactus: me too can’t wait
by Lobster shag December 07, 2019
When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
by Lobster shag December 07, 2019