Lizard Lord's definitions

vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016