Definitions by Liz Fucking Donnelly

Magnolia The Masturbinator 

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

Magnolia The Masturbinator by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009