Liz Canyon's definitions

kitten

1. An immature cat.
2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery.
3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.

Aww, what an adorable kitten! OWWWW!!! Get it off of my arm!!! It hurts!!!

by Liz Canyon November 18, 2006