1 definition by Lilli Bee

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.
simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool
Girl: “I disagree
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
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