Definitions by Lilli Bee

Schrödinger’s Simp 

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

Schrödinger’s Simp by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020