Definitions by Lil' Meatwad

[Cripple] [Football] 

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

[Cripple] [Football] by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008