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Definitions by Leroy the Paramedic panty dropper

Mooseknuckle 

Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical 'split-tail'. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80's Night.
Holy shit man, I bet that chick's Mooseknuckle chokes like a boa constrictor.