Definitions by Left Handed Dutchman

Dutch Sneeze

When you blow your runny nose into a wad of toilet paper while sitting on the toilet, then completely forget and wipe your ass with the same snotty paper.

"I was having a brutal allergy attack on the shitter and ended up doing a full Dutch sneeze. Never felt so betrayed by my own hands."

Dutch Sneeze by Left Handed Dutchman August 13, 2026