Definitions by Lee Chapman

Suck ass mule 

A person who sucks at any given activety.

"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."

Suck ass mule by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003

Split Wig 

1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.

1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!

Split Wig by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003