Leader of the Short People's definitions

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020