Definitions by Le Phat Robert

Lalu 

Alienated mass of bone and skin, this organism needs to rely solely on his whits to survive. He usually is quite good at it, although sometimes he tempts Death with insulting messages on the internet towards his enemies.

syn. : homo-feebleus, homo-uregonnagetbeatenupeus, ...
natural predator : wong
weapon against predators : bribes and beer are the only known.

Lalu by Le Phat Robert July 15, 2003