1 definition by Lauren "urban cowgirl" B.

Coyleness is the horrible smell of low-tide. Identical to the smell rotten seaweed. Eewww!
"We almost bought the house, but Mike shit-himself when he smelled the coyleness of the rumpus room!"

-"Shitman!!"

"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
by Lauren "urban cowgirl" B. January 30, 2012
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