Definitions by Laura Eff

spleenis 

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.

"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."

spleenis by Laura Eff June 11, 2008