Larry Finster's definitions

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.

"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"

by Larry Finster December 24, 2009

Ball Cycle

A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.

Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!

Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.

Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.

by Larry Finster December 22, 2009