Larry Finster's definitions
An ornithological creature that symbolizes juvenile and sophomoric humor. This bird is usually green and is always sporting a tremendous boner, hence the "P.P." This bird was created by several high school students during a boring art class.
by Larry Finster November 28, 2010
Get the P. P. Birdmug. When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
Get the jacking blockmug. An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:
1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.
2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.
2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.
Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!
Larry: Suck one.
Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!
Larry: Suck one.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
Get the Shit Balls!mug.