A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.
"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"
by Larry Finster December 25, 2009
A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
by Larry Finster December 22, 2009
A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.
Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
by Larry Finster April 12, 2011