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Cotton doctor
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Someone
who eats lots of prepackaged meat like
slim Jim
’s, beef sticks if any sort, or
beef jerky
.
Paddy: His breath smells
terrible
!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a
cotton
doctor
…
Cotton doctor
by
Lanky boi alto
March 27, 2022
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