Definitions by Landon Morehead

wash my top off 

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

wash my top off by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011

Cat Fisting 

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

Cat Fisting by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008