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The Hollywood Handshake 

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The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
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The Hollywood Handshake 

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The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
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Blumpkiss 

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Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.
Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020
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