Landocommando69 's definitions

Blumpkiss

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.

“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024

The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.

“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024