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Definitions by Lana Deebs
rectal umbilical cord
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when a poo is so long it is
resting
in the toilette bowl while still
attached
to
the body
Man, I had to cut the
rectal
umbilical cord
today after
greasing the bowl
.
rectal umbilical cord
by
Lana Deebs
July 19, 2011
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