1 definition by Lady squirtle
*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.
So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.
“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”
The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.
“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”
The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.
by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023