Argjew

To argue an insignificant point excessively, intensely, and unnecessarily formally as if the fate of the world depended on it.

Arguing in an especially Jewish way

You bought me a red shirt when I asked you to get me a blue shirt. Here are four witnesses who will testify that I asked you for a blue shirt, and two more who will testify that upon this request, you agreed to purchase me a blue shirt. I have also provided video footage of you purchasing me a red shirt where your shopping list specifically lists a blue shirt.

Dude stop argjewing

by LWebs January 09, 2025