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Chris Alterio
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A hairy/hefty guy from
Smithtown
who only cares about
alcohol
and
taco bell
.
That guy
is
such a
Chris
Alterio
Chris Alterio
by
Kyle Phaneuf
July 13, 2020
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Chris Alterio
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