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The best human being to ever walk the planet. Although that is debatable seeing that many believe that he is a god. He wakes up at 4AM before preceding to go for a 5 mile run just for fun. He looks sexy. He has about three dozen girls trying to get into his pants and doesn't care. Best student in school ( according to witness reports, he has a weighted GPA of 107.4 ). Stanch supporter and follower of capitalism ( was the CEO of a company at 16 and comes up with shoddy business on a near daily basis). Is a great human being. People love him he is friends with nearly ever person he meets and is always happy (why wouldn't he be).
Today Rayaan came up with an apparel business which would sell apparel of Ivy League knock offs which he founded (registered the non-profits for).

Person 1 : I feel bad for Jenny.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well ... Jenny Brough up how the US ought to reduce income inequality through a redistribution of the wealth via taxation . Rayaan rebutted citing Jordan Peterson stating that hierarchies are inherent (even crustaceans have them) and that capitalism unlike all other economic systems mandates that to reach the top of the hierarchy one is required to give the most benefit to his fellow man.
by Kush Bindal May 23, 2019

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