Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.

What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

bhp

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.

The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.

He boxes southpaw, pah.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004