Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

call to arms

An event that causes people to become militant or vigilante, often, against the feel of the majority, or a large number of people.

9-11 was a call to arms for anti-muslim hate groups.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004