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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft 

Bayerische motoren werke is more commonly known as BMW

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.
The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.
walking stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.
Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.
Masen Kim by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
C. coy in reserve.
coy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

streetka 

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.
I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.
streetka by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thrashing 

A violent-sounding alternative to beat. Gives the same effect, but more so.
I thrashed yo ass!


I thrashed you at the game of tennis.


.....thrash my kids!!!!!


I shall thrash you down with my cock.
thrashing by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution 

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.