You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.

The Gdansk shipyard industrial action.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004