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Definitions by Kunal Guha
Slapping the monkey
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It is a procedure that involves whacking ones
genitals
for
pleasure
and for escaping the
boredom
of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in
slapping
the monkey
after a
hard
days night before he retires for the day.
Slapping the monkey
by
Kunal Guha
September 22, 2005