Krimpet lover's definitions

dirty krimpet

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017