Definitions by Krimpet lover

dirty krimpet 

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

dirty krimpet by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017