Kory W.'s definitions

porcelain crayon

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.

by Kory W. February 12, 2008