Knohnny Joxville's definitions

Alessandra

The most beautiful, incredible girl that will ever live. She's known to be the smartest girl anyone knows. She is sweet, generous, and the most cute little can of kick-ass there will ever be.

MR. MOO MOO: ALESSANDRA IS AMAZING AS FUCKING FUCK
JOHN TROLLINSKI: True story.

by Knohnny Joxville April 27, 2013