Definitions by Knight Phantom

Stoned as a Kite 

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

Stoned as a Kite by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014