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Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation)'s definitions

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?
in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"
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