King Mameshiba's definitions

pervert

Someone who is easily amused and aroused by even the slightest sexual implications, and seeks them out. Is sometimes used in good humor, but such bawdy jokes can take a toll on a conversation. However, talking about sex does not make you a pervert. Making immeasurable amounts of innuendos and generally being an asshole, or peeping in on someone showering will make you a pervert. The latter also makes you a voyeur.

Friend: "Hey, we should go explore that old mineshaft."
Me: "Hehehe, shaft."
Friend: "<name> I swear to fucking Buddha I will drag you into an alleyway and pump you full of broken glass, you pervert"
Me: "Hehe, pump me."
Friend: "someone get my gun"

by King Mameshiba March 17, 2016