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Kinda weird, wouldn't recommend being an Emily. They usually are born with a twin sister named Alyssa but Alyssa is usually the worse twin, i think she just needs to get good at stuff you know. She always wears leggings, often black. Some people consider her to be an alligator, i don't know why, its kinda weird. But then again, so is she. She likes butts, orangutan butts most of all. Sometimes she is a walrus with a penis, I don't really know. You should date her. her number is 911. Hit her up.
by King Guizzezmo July 26, 2018
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