Definitions by Kevin aka elementxero

smarve 

To starve bodily, not by lack of food, but from lack of proper nutrition. You see, to smarve you must eat only human fecal matter for a prolonged period of time. Slowly your body stops functioning despite you eating to dispell your hunger when it strikes by dining on...well, shit.

"If I don't stop eating only shit, I'm going to smarve to death."

"I'm smarving and my skin looks ashen...I should eat a sandwich."

smarve by Kevin aka elementxero February 22, 2006