Keegan Johnson's definitions

slagathar

An awkward sea monster that arises our of the Gulf of Mexico or Atlantic Ocean on full moons in order to eat children, as they are sent by the devil. Sometimes will appear at Republican debates in order to eat the candidates, especially the lazy ones.

The slagathar ate Fred Thompson becuase he had not been campaigning and everyone hated him.

by Keegan Johnson November 10, 2007