Definitions by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes

Tom Ass Cruise 

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

Tom Ass Cruise by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes January 13, 2007