2 definitions by KTZLR

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Cosmetic surgery to make oneself look and sound Australian.
Kyle's Aussieoplasty included leg extensions, slight burning of the skin, vocal cord mutilation, and a spare liver for when the first one breaks down.
by KTZLR December 13, 2010
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1. To give head, usually as an alternative to monetary payment.

2. Any sexual act that results from coercion.
Kermit the Frog told Miss Piggy: "Bitch, pay the cash or pay the pipe! "

A woman backed into my car at Kroger. She didn't have insurance so she said, "let's settle this like adults." Then she paid the pipe right there in the parking lot.
by KTZLR November 30, 2010
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