Definitions by KLR or Jenny

The Basement 

noun. the place underneath your/my/someone else's house where cute boys and girls that you want to keep under your thumb but not date or have sex with go. These boys and girls can range in age anywhere from 9 to 99 as long as there is something simply adorable and/or fascinating about them.

That little nerd is totally going into The Basement.

The Basement by KLR or Jenny August 11, 2008