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dildo
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Much like the meteor that killed the
dinosaurs
, the dildo will
eventually
lead the the extinction of the
human race
.
Who needs
men
anyways
, I have my dildo to keep me
company
.
dildo
by
Justin Mozuch
December 29, 2005
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