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Definitions by Justin Devin Jeremy Krank
gloitch
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someone who tries to be
gangster
but acts in an ungangster
way
so everyone knows the person is clearly not a
gangster
That girl is so gloitch! She speaks so ghetto, then
eats
lunch from a My Little
Pony
lunch
box
gloitch
by
Justin Devin Jeremy Krank
February 19, 2010
Get the
gloitch
mug.