Julio Coleman's definitions

Dale

Redneck alpha male known to many parts of rural America. Prefers to drive fast and eat ass. Fully supports the second amendment, beer and is most commonly spotted by their unique long hair and cut denim shorts. A rebellious group that doesn't listen to sissy boy government personal about anything. Known as the biggest threat to today's "woke culture".

That guy who drove by my brother's bar mitzvah Saturday morning screeching the tires with his 1978 Camaro was being a huge Dale.

by Julio Coleman March 22, 2022