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Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.
Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"
by Juan Ricardo Montoya Velez November 6, 2013
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