Definitions by Jovis McGhee

Jonathan Wells 

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.

Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."

Jonathan Wells by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011