Definitions by Joseph Till

Shmoi 

The name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.

"Who's Heckler?" - Heckler's not a person you shmoi!
"Your pulling my hair out of its sockets!" -Shmoi
"Send her back to Battersea Dogs Home"

"She's a blonde bombsite."

Shmoi by Joseph Till August 20, 2011